- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
omg the cutest thing happened today when i brought a kid out to her mom. her mom saw her walking towards her and she was like “oh my god you are so cute!! how are you so cute omg!!! i love you so much!!!!” it was ADORABLE!!! she was saying that like she hadn’t seen her baby in 9859043850943 years it had been maybe 6 hours. like it was so precious. that is how i’m going to be prolly.