David. 16
We should reward animals for not being humans.



in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"



you tell me

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dear board of education, 
i am too

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Bold &amp; Brash S. Tentacles, 2001
"I don’t believe in the Devil. We don’t need him. People are bad enough by themselves."
(via stability)

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I can’t believe shrek made earth today 200 million years ago

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Love Disney? This is the only blog you need!


when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

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my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

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